Totally jammy.

And his liking to go around like a bag lady makes him more endearing. I don’t think I have ever read anything about him being shit in any way shape or form…but don’t get me started on phony Joanie.

Also, not to get too far afield, but after ASCAP was sued in the 1940′s for antitrust violations, the consent decree with which they settled required them to allow anyone in as a member provided that their work has either been commercially recorded, gotten airply or is available as sheet music in sheet music outlets.

My side didn’t embrace a dimwitted moose huntress incapable of coherence and who quit little more than halfway through, nor did my side put forth a man who, after failed business opportunities, managed to make money through a combination of corporate welfare and crony capitalism and became president after six years in what is one of the weakest gubernatorial roles in the nation (the Texas State History Museum is named after Bob Bullock for a reason).

Love your glass house.

As for Edwards, I hope Elizabeth drops him like the proverbial hot potato. I hope his kids don’t speak to him again. Jackass.

…”The 68-year-old singer of Like A Rolling Stone wasn’t carrying ID, so police took him back to his hotel, where tour staff vouched for him.

Dylan biographer Howard Sounes, author of Down The Highway, told Sky News Online of the musician’s fondness for living a vagabond existence during his touring schedules.

“He is this charming and eccentric character but it is almost like he gets dressed in the dark,” he said.

“Friends talk of him dressing as a tramp and driving around in a pickup with dogs in the front – that chic 1960s look disapppeared somewhere along the way and he turned into a male bag lady.”

Meanwhile, cops have been lauding over their colleague’s mistake.

“It has been the talk of the station,” one police officer said.

“The policewoman was very young and did not recognise Dylan – there was another officer with her and even he did not recognise Dylan.

“Both said they never listened to his music and had no idea what he looked like.”

They do now.”

I noticed on his site, he made strong mention of the phantom Iranian nuclear weapons (which of course don’t exist.)

So I asked him, why didn’t he mention Israel’s very real nuclear weapons. He gave a weasel answer, saying, who said they have them? In the few short moments I had with him, I mentioned several sourced. He smiled, grinned, refused to answer, and danced off to shuck and jive for the cameras.

I called him a chickenshit and wrote him off.

Don’t that beat all.

Gates should take a leaf out of Dylan’s book.

By the way, when does Vol 2 of Chronicles come out?

Woodstock Now and Then.

Keep hearing Joni Mitchell’s haunting little Woodstock tribute–written because she couldn’t go cause her manager decided she had to make the Dick Cavett show–anyway…that little choking refrain:

…And weve got to get ourselves
Back to the gar-den

PUH lease.